A press release was just sent out that, because of recent developments, Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann will bring in the Sexual Harassment Panda for a discussion that will be mandatory for all of his employees.

Ohio Attorney General Spokesman Leo Jennings said, “We at the Ohio Attorney General’s office are tired of all of our blunders and negative media coverage. Hopefully, the Sexual Harassment Panda will be able to teach our employees the important differences between good touching and bad touching. Afterwards, there will also be an optional seminar about how inappropriate it is to spending time with your married boss in a condo while wearing pajamas.”

Ohio Attorney General Spokeswoman Jennifer Brindisi, who now works in the law enforcement division and was hired because she is very, very attractive, was unavailable for additional comment.