What are you doing to celebrate this anti-progress, anti-man Malthusian holiday? I plan on burning alittle extra fossil fuel in my car and buying a lunch which will be contained in a non-biodegradable package. I will also continue my life-long record of NEVER recycling any plastic, paper, or aluminum.

And I will say a prayer for all of the poverty, misery, and death which has been caused throughout the world by the radical cult of environmentalism.