The Dispatch reports that Dan Williamson of The Columbus Other Paper is joining the staff of a mayor who has had so many affairs that he would make Marc Dann blush:

His replacement is someone whose name you already see in print often, just not in our pages. Dan Williamson, editor and political writer for that other paper, The Other Paper, will go on Coleman’s payroll June 2, Brown said today.

And I was asked to keep this a secret, but I just can’t do it any longer. I’m sorry to blow his cover, but Dan Williamson is actually remaining on the payroll of The Other Paper while working for Columbus Mayor Mike Coleman. He is really doing this as an investigative report, as Williamson plans to secretly investigate Mike Coleman’s womanizing, his friendly relationships with convicted drug dealers, and expose the truth of what news Columbus Dispatch publisher John Wolfe buried about Coleman during the 2006 Democrat gubernatorial primary.

Sorry, Dan.

Update: Just kidding! This post is a joke.