A Letter from Norm Waller, CEO of Millennium Tux

I opened Millennium Tux over 40 years ago with one mission: rent folks boxy, baggy, trashy suits.

And I’ve stuck with it! Renting a suit at Millennium Tux is exactly the same today as it was in 1973. Only now you can browse our catalogue online (you still have to come into the store to rent).

Why rent from Millennium Tux?

Why not? We rent the same garbage every other place does. And we promise what you see is what you get, and what you get is a suit made of trash.

And if you’re a fancy fashion man, we’ve got styles for every occasion: weddings, funerals, court arraignments, job interviews — even prom (pretty much an interview with dancing, am I right, guys??).

Don’t worry about the fit

Whether you like your suit boxy or baggy, we’ve got your size. All thanks to our guiding principle: “one size fits all.”

When you’re done, be sure to bring it back the next day or you’ll pay late fees. I don’t care if you’re hungover. Renting isn’t supposed to be fun, people.

I’m Norm Waller and I’m here to say renting a suit will NEVER change as long as me and Millennium Tux are still around. That’s my guarantee!*   In all seriousness, if you are looking to BUY an affordable suit there’s much better options then renting trash (literally).

*Guarantee void pending fraud investigation

Hey guys, a little confession…. 

I got real excited to don your first ever 100% garbage bag suit, get ready to be disappointed. Millennium Tux isn’t real.

The cardboard-box-clad models, the greasy CEO – all faker than a $10 Rolex in Chinatown.

But renting a tux IRL is almost that bad. You spend hours dealing with sketchy sales guys in musty stores, only to end up with cheaply-made suits that don’t fit well.

Do better with Cheap Suits

No more trips to the strip mall. No more glued polyester suits.

And since Cheap Suits ships your suits fast from Canada, you have plenty of time to make sure it fits. If it doesn’t, they will replace it, free of charge.

Cheap Suits is giving you wonderful premium suits for  $111 off your order , what are you waiting for, check out out this awesome and inexpensive blue suit. Let Cheap Suits know what event you have coming up so they can help you suitup in style.

Bye bye, trashy suits and gross salespeople. Hello, handsome.